Thursday, September 20, 2007

SURVIVOR... First Impressions... First Episode

TONIGHT was the night!!! SURVIVOR CHINA premiered!!! WOOHOO!!!! Thougth I would give you MY impressions on the show and some of the SURVIVORS... Please feel free to politely contribute by leaving a comment in the comment section... I will recap after every episode... :o) (Yes... I am a TOTAL SURVIVOR FREAK!!!)

First of all LOVED the opening Images... Glad they didn't change the theme music too much...

Thought the SURVIVORS looked a little "too dressed up" when they were heading to meet Jeff... (we would later find out that one was actually BRALESS... as she "announced" to the group when Jeff told them they wouldn't be taking their luggage... DUH)

Buddhist Ceremony... Jeff ASSURED them that it was NOT a WORSHIP ceremony... but that the CHINESE PEOPLE wanted them to feel WELCOME... so they would INCLUDE them in the ceremony... OF COURSE... COURTNEY... the waitress from NYC was disrespectful and complained the whole time... BUT... the SHOCKER was LESLIE... the CHRISTIAN RADIO HOST who WALKED OUT of the ceremony quoting a Bible Verse... because SHE felt it was a WORSHIP ceremony... when she was questioned about it by Jeff her response (and I quote) ' I am not a religious personn but I do have a realtionship with Jesus Christ and I will not but my face to the floor for anyone but him... I just felt it was worshipping'... OK LESLIE... You're NOT religious??? Then WHY are you a Christian Radio Host... and lets just HOPE your "bosses" at the station weren't watching the show *** Let me say at THIS point... IF you have sound beliefs and are SECURE in what YOU believe... then you should not be afraid of other "religions"... and even if you disagree with someone elses religion... you should still be RESPECTFUL****

Tribe Names... Zhan Hu and Fei Long

Thoughts on some of the SURVIVORS:
Denise... the lunchlady... MULLETS are OUT
Chicken... Chicken farmer from VA... did you NOTICE that he pulled a CELLPHONE from his vest and gave it to Jeff before leaving the temple??? (run it back on your TiVo if you missed it)
James... Gravedigger from Louisianna... did you see him PUSHING down the bamboo trees with his BARE HANDS?
Jean Robert... Professional Poker Player... "HEY JR... HIKE UP YOUR BRITCHES... PLEASE!"
Todd... Flight Attendant... WEASLE
Ashley... WWE Pro-Wrestling Diva (LOL... yea... she looked like a DIVA dry heaving and laying in the dirt)... HUGE boobies (which I think are what saved her from going home tonight)
Frosti... Athlete... YOUNGEST Survivor (age 20)... a bit full of himself (WHO the hell would actually want someone to call them FROSTI???)

I thought it was HILARIOUS how by the challenge they were all pretty much down to their underwear... WHY would you wear FISHNETS... little KITTEN HEELS... and NO BRA coming onto SURVIVOR??? The exchange between JR and Todd was a bit "odd"... when JR questioned Todd's occupation and then JR says he thinks Todd is "fishy"... INTERESTING exchange between James and Leslie... LOVED his response to her question "What do you do?"... "I bury people"... Felt a bit "sorry" for James in the little "interview" when he said he'll have trouble strategizing... thinking that was so far from the truth...

Fei Long ends up going to Tribal... they decide to vote out KNOWLEDGE and AGE and keep the BIG BOOBED PUKING WRESTLING DIVA... DUMB DUMB DUMB... so Chicken is the first to go... and DAVE and PG as leaders??? UM... ok... like THAT is going to work... thinking not so much... IMO... Fei Long is in trouble...

So... there you have it... my notes from the first episode of SURVIVOR:CHINA...

Already looking forward to next week!!!

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