Friday, May 01, 2009

He Said... SHE SAID...

He said to her . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. SHE said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to her..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? SHE said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
He said to her... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? SHE said to him . ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to her...... Why don't women blink during foreplay? SHE said to him ... . They don't have time
He said to her... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? SHE said to him ... I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to her... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? SHE said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said to her....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? SHE said. . . A widow.
He said to her. .. . Why are married women heavier than single women? SHE said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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