*SIGH*... really?... REALLY????
I LOVE your jeans... LOOOOOVE THEM...
And it was time to purchase NEW JEANS...YOUR JEANS...
So... I went to get them... I haven't bought jeans in 5 YEARS!!!
I had 3 pairs of the SLENDERSTRETCH MID-RISE BOOTCUT DARK WASH jeans...
with PLAIN POCKETS...
NO decorative stitching... NO labels... NOTHING... NADA... ZILCH
Did I say I LOOOOOOVED those jeans?
Well I DID/DO... a LOT (I've had them for 5 YEARS!!!)
But the time HAD come for NEW JEANS... NEW SLENDER STRETCH MID-RISE BOOTCUT DARK WASH jeans...
with PLAIN POCKETS...
but ALAS... the pockets are NOW "BLING POCKETS"... really?... REALLY?...
I am 46 YEARS OLD!!!
The LAST THING I want to be sporting is "BLING" on the BACK pockets of my jeans!!!
Now... IF I was say UNDER 20 or wanted to look like my neighbor's 16 year old daughter... maybe (and that is a BIG MAYBE) I'd THINK about wearing "BLING POCKETS"... but FORTUNATELY I'm NOT under 20 and DO NOT want to look like my neighbor's 16 year old daughter...
No wait... who am I kidding... I would NEVER WEAR "BLING POCKETS"... EVER...
THAT was THE NUMBER ONE REASON I LOOOOOOOOVED YOUR JEANS... along with the FIT, STYLE, FEEL and PRICE
WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO NOW????
I DON'T WANT TO FIND A NEW BRAND...
I DON'T WANT to SEARCH FAR and WIDE...
I WANT THE JEANS I LOVE... YOUR JEANS...
WITH PLAIN POCKETS!!!
